Boy Next Door (A Taekook Story)

"Can you please just start driving?!" Jungkook yelled.

"Listen here you egotistic, self-absorbed bastard. I don't care if you get trampled on by your fans. Serves you right for not putting a leash on your untrained shit-colored doberman! He traumatized my poor cat!"

"You call that a cat?! It acts and looks like a raccoon that got ran over by a striping truck."

"Oh you did not just insult my Periwinkle Potter Potts!"

"Periwinkle Potter Potts?! Who in his right mind would name a cat that?!"

"I'm not surprised that you can't appreciate a creative mind like mine when your quote unquote album has nothing but covers! You can't even make original songs. How pitiful."

"Oh, so you checked out my album?" Jungkook smirked.

"C-correction. I just chanced upon it. Now, get out of my car, Jeon Jungkook or else!"

"Or else what?"

"Or else I'll jump on your lap and kiss you senseless and ruin your straight ass! As you can see, my car's not tinted."

"Then go do it."

"W-what?!"

"What made you think I'm straight, Kim Taehyung?"

"Y-you're gay?"

"Let's just say I turned gay for someone who seems to love getting on my nerves these days."

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Warnings:
This story MAY have the following themes:
- Gay relationships
- Intersex
- Boy-Boy
- Mpreg
- Foul Language
- TopKook / BottomTae

Date Started: August 25, 2025

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