I FORGOT TO CLOSE MY CURTAINS (FIXING IT)
shush_imfab
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  • Reads 7,137
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  • Parts 16
  • Time 1h 32m
shush_imfab
Ongoing, First published May 17, 2015
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It was an ordinary summer day, which i opened my tops in my bedroom with no care about  my window, but the next thing i heard was wolf whistles. SCREW ME. 

Heyya there my name is Sonya Brady. I'm such a clueless, uncaring, but great at sarcasm girl. Welcome to my life when i don't give a damn about my window, opening straight next to my new neighbour which is a boy, and he's a pervert.

--- IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME READ THIS STORY---

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