'It'd be inhumane to make two people love each other...forcefully...' Requests have been sent, fanfictions have been read, fan art has been drawn, and minute by minute humanity is suffering the dolor of Germany and Italy being 'so close and yet so far.' Against the great hand of Hidekazu sama, two introverted otakus have sacrificed their bed/anime watching time, to metaphorically rescue the fujoshis and the fangirls: one being a quiet island nation who once spent 200 years under a futon, the other being YOU!