Why Aren't You a Pony
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Last published Mon, Mar 16, 2026
Charlie Brown, a mentally unstable teen, has to get over his ex-boyfriend, Schroeder. Through his entire life, Charlie hasn't had it easy. It calls himself a loser, kids at school so as well. He eats in the bathroom alone. Matt and Shermy push him around, Linus and Sally are very active at all times, Lucy let the fame go to her head, Marcie and Peppermint Patty are dating and won't let anyone third wheel, which leaves Charlie to be the one that doesn't have anything to his name.
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