Five dumbasses in Hogwarts
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Last published Wed, Aug 27, 2025
If you got a chance to rewrite the fate of a book your sisters really loved , Would you take it ?
No wait .
Let me rephrase that
If life threw a fucking pie at you and told you to eat it , would you ?
Because That's what happened to me and trust me I prefer it a hundred times more that life actually threw a pie at me and not me
We were perfectly normal , perfectly happy , perfectly just vibing until life just dragged us by our feet , threw us into 19th century England as orphans and told us to go with the flow. Just perfect
Oh wait , the cherry on top is the fact that we're all magical, yeah Hogwarts type magical
To make it more peachy....it was the ma- no wait how do they say that Maru- marauders era
So now here we are
Five dumbasses in Hogwarts
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