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Funny quotes, jokes, and pick-up lines

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Rules to Reading:
1. None of these are mine.
2. I don't mean to offend anyone; these are just quotes I find and put down.
3. Some may be really funny and some may not, but please don't put hate comments.
4. Sorry if you've used these in Wattpad already, I look these up from online and not other Wattpad joke books.
5. Enjoy! Vote, comment on your favorites, share!Все права защищены

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