Why not me.

It was never me. It had always been someone else. To Kuroo it seems. He and Kenma had been friends since they were children. Kuroo had liked Kenma since middle school but knowing him he'd be too much of a chicken (well rooster) to actually say something to the bleached blonde. Kenma on the other hand, wanted to distract his growing crush on Kuroo and he decided what better way than to date people he wasn't attracted to.

Now this made Kuroo's blood boil, and for Kenma? this had been the worst decision possible.