Come one, come all, to a magnificent show! A wonderful show! But, it is also a frightening show! Ah, yes, it is a freak show! Congratulations! Aren't you the smart one? But this isn't just an ordinary freak show, oh no. You won't find those with 2 heads or extra limbs. No, the freaks here are quite different. One of our most popular acts is a snake boy! He's quite the charmer, so to speak.
Who am I, you may be asking? Well, I am but a carnival barker! And that's what I am addressed by! Mr. Barker or Mr. Carnival. The ringleader of our fine show!
Oh, you wanted the name of th show! I'm terribly sorry! We call it, simply, Side Show Freaks!
Would you like to come inside and see our famous freaks? Tickets, tickets please! We haven't all night, now, do we?