Fire's Sense Of Humor

Ah the fire place. A spot in the house that is warmed by fire, people gather around it on cold nights, Santa Clause uses it to break into your home every year, you even hang socks over it for him to drop little toys and candy in to bribe you to bake cookies for him in the years to come. Well, Santa was not what came out of my fireplace, Santa was also not the one that I became completely infatuated with over the course of two days.