ABSURDICA: REALM-WIDE WAR

Spine and Chord are two beings stitched together and fighting control for the one body they have after a poison consumption ritual to sacrifice their lives for immortality, a high value in their home realm "Harsaphra" which is causing a huge war. why? nobody knows, but Spine wants to escape harsaphra, while Chord was curious about how the world worked and why this war broke out. but one day, they were about to make their way out, until they were abducted by Harsaphra's army force "HARTWare" to become a specialized serving soldier for the Harsaphrian army. what wacky adventures will this zombified goat/cat lurker with a draconic squirme head stitched to her tail even discover in their many years of serving the Realm-Wide War? read and find out how SpinalChord survived the Harsaphrian War.