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Oh The Misery, Everybody Wants To Be My Enemy

Reads 467
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Parts 8
Time 35m

Reads 467
Votes 52
Parts 8
Time 35m

Mature

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Two color divided teams. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. A robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

Especially for Lieutenant Ash [REDACTED]. A member of Blue Team whose reasons for being stationed in a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere is more mysterious than why they're here in the first place. No one knows of his past. He doesn't even tell them that much about it. 


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