"10 things I hate about you." - Sebastian Sallow.

Arabella wants to date, but her dad says she can't go near a boy until her twin sister Rosella does. But there was a minor (huge) issue; Rose hates literally everyone, especially after her 5th events.

Now, Hogwarts' biggest love birds teams up to hire the only guy brave (or stupid) enough to ask Rose out: Sebastian Sallow, the mysterious delinquent who spends more time in detention than classes.

Easy, right? Wrong. Very wrong. Somewhere between failed flirting attempts, jealousy, chaotic house parties and quidditch, they realize things had gone too far. And spoiler: nothing goes according to their plan.

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"Rosella Fennwick, I have chosen embarrassment as my love language!" Sebastian screams as the Quidditch game ends, his wand pointing at his throat, so his voice would be higher and everyone could hear him.

In the crowd, waiting for his signal, is the Hogwarts Frog Choir, dragged there against their will, frogs wheezing from sprinting across the field and bursts into a loud, completely off-key performance. And, of course, Sebastian starts dancing like he's possessed by Peeves. She felt everyone's eyes on her, waiting for an answer.

"Sebastian. Are you trying to flirt with me or summon something?"

"Both! I multitask."

And now, Headmaster Black was getting closer.

"Get down from there, Sallow!"

"Come on, I'm having a moment!"