The Sleeping Menace

This hilariously chaotic fanfic follows the Straw Hats' swordsman, Roronoa Zoro, as he inadvertently plunges the Vinsmoke family, the Germa guards, and even the wider One Piece world into utter madness. It begins with the Vinsmoke brothers-Niji, Ichiji, Yonji, and even Sanji-competing over Zoro's attention, each simping and bickering over who gets to be closest to the stoic swordsman. However, Zoro remains mostly asleep through the entire ordeal, occasionally stirring just enough to dramatically "bleh" at his suitors, utterly humiliating them and leaving them in awe and frustration. The chaos escalates as Zoro wanders, hugging random objects-armor, chandeliers, flagpoles, and even vegetables-while the brothers argue endlessly and the Germa guards chant his newfound title: "Bleh King." Eventually, he discovers the ultimate nap sanctuary: a massive room overflowing with pillows, blankets, and cushions, where he sleeps undisturbed. The brothers, unable to resist, sneak in and quietly watch him sleep, completely smitten. Throughout the story, humor, drama, and absurdity collide, creating a one-of-a-kind, heartwarming, and riotously funny tale of love, obsession, and the legendary power of Zoro's naps.