Punch first, Kiss later
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Last published Sat, Jan 10, 2026
So um this is a satire ff about two highschool boys (historians will say they were just roommates 😔) but yknow YAOI anyway they're roommates, they hate each other and are academic rivals (NOW KISS?? 😍 😍 ). Anyway I thin you can tell it's enemies to lovers cause 'Punch first, Kiss later' (CMON YOU HOES YOU CAN PUNCH LATER NOW KISS)
anyway please read or not ily
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