You Had Me At Hocus-Pocus
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Seventeen-year-old Olivia Penrose has perfected the art of being unnoticed at Hogwarts.
While everyone else is busy snogging under mistletoe or gossiping in the common room, Olivia's happiest with her nose in a Jane Austen novel - not in someone's love life. Especially not her own.
But when her latest "purely academic" experiment - a highly potent love potion - is mistaken for a cheap drink at a Gryffindor party, everything goes wrong.
Overnight, the boys who never knew she existed are suddenly writing her poetry, fighting duels in the corridors, and declaring their "undying devotion" loud enough for the portraits to gossip. And the absolute worst part? One of them might actually mean it.
With her friendships falling apart, professors circling like hawks, and her reputation on the verge of total disaster, Olivia has to find a cure - fast.
The problem? The only people who can help are Hermione Granger (rule-follower extraordinaire) and Fred Weasley - the infuriating, charming, utterly smug boy who's somehow immune to her potion... and now pretending to be her boyfriend.
Magic, mischief, fake dating, and one very inconvenient spark - welcome to Olivia Penrose's most chaotic term yet.
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