Vault Zero

An infamous woman, best remembered for her philanthropic approach to theft - she borrows museum treasures, forgets to give them back, and then somehow convinces herself it's a storage issue -has finally reemerged after years of suspiciously quiet "retirement."

Her latest temptation? The so-called uncrackable safe. A box of mystery allegedly built by thirteen of the sharpest craftsmen and scientists who decided, instead of curing diseases or inventing flying machines, to spend years proving, "Hey, we can make a box really hard to open." Truly, a breakthrough for mankind.

Naturally, the world is fascinated. Not because of the safe, of course nobody actually cares how many nerds welded it shut. Everyone's just waiting for the real show: will the infamous kleptomaniac make her grand entrance and reduce their magnum opus to a very expensive metal joke?