HOW FUNNY YOU ARE
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Last published Tue, Sep 16, 2025
In the chaotic kingdom of Wobblebottom, heroes are supposed to be brave, bold, and impressive.
Gaspel is... none of those things. His so-called legendary sword only flickers like a candle, his armor squeaks at the worst times, and his idea of a romantic gift is a mismatched sock.
Then he meets Rebecca-a sharp-witted, adventurous woman who laughs at danger as easily as she laughs at Gaspel's clumsy attempts at heroism. What starts as the most awkward introduction in history quickly turns into an unexpected partnership.
Together, they tumble into a series of ridiculous quests: battling a dragon with breakfast spells, negotiating with jelly monsters who only want spoons, and dodging cabbage carts that seem cursed to appear whenever Gaspel tries to look cool.
But between the chaos, the pratfalls, and the endless laughter, something real begins to grow-a sweet, awkward, hilarious romance that might just make Gaspel into the hero he's always wanted to be.
Because in a world of dragons, magic, and talking goats, sometimes the bravest thing of all is falling in love.
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