Every Amourshipping Fanfic Ever

Tired of reading the same Amourshipping stories?
Too bad. You're about to read all of them at once.

High school drama. Check.
Ash getting betrayed for the 487th time. Check.
Ash dying and returning after 5 years stronger than Arceus. Big check.
Mafia bosses. Massive Check.
Secret kids from the future. Check.
And of course... Ash being dense.

This isn't one story.
It's every Amourshipping story ever.
Welcome to the parody you never knew you needed.

Every cliché. Every trope. All in one disaster of a book.