The Holy Knight (YumeShip book)

I never thought I would be in the Uncle Samsonite universe; it was just fiction, right? Little did I know that I would find myself in the Universe itself, falling deeply in love with the Holy Knight. Knowing he would never love me back, could I change the timeline?

Pz or Peyton S is an 18-year-old with the dream of becoming a marine biologist. She keeps her grades up, but when it comes down to loving someone, she picks fictional men who are muscular and have deep voices. In her younger years, she simps for a character called "Sir Bowen," from the Uncle Samsonite series, and to this day, she remains obsessed. Pz has dark and messy brunette hair, greenish blue eyes, and wears clear square glasses, a purple Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie, and no shirt underneath. Dark grey sweatpants, a black leather belt with a heart-shaped buckle, and light-up sneakers, an inside joke with her friends.

Well, join me and the infamous trio of Sir Bowen, Father John, and Mister Dad. As we fight off the demon of phat beats.

This is supposed to be a dumb joke book, this is if I got taken to the Uncle Samsonite Universe (this is probably trashy)