Dove's Life: Featuring Only Uncool People And Assholes
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Last published Mon, May 30, 2016
Hello, people who aren't me. I'm sure you've seen about umpteen other books about a high school girl, such as myself, making the dangerous walk along puberty road. You know what I did differently, though? I used this thing, it's called a brain. Maybe you've heard of it. Oh, and tampons. Just saying. Follow me as I experience dread, excitement and other cool emotions that are only for movie stars and sexually awakened people. I'm either both or neither of those things. Come find out in My Life: Featuring Only Uncool People and Assholes.
-Ciao
The cover for this book was drawn by ShigokuBoy on DeviantArt. It is titled "Anime Girl in a Hoodie". I did none of that.
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