Try Me And You'll Get A Piece of My Mind

A Nerd guy makes all the girls fall for him by applying The Newtons Laws.

There's this awkward, nerdy high school guy named Kevin. He's obsessed with physics-Newton is basically his superhero. Instead of flirting the normal way, Kevin tries to impress girls using Newton's Laws of Motion.

First Law (Inertia):
He tells the girls: "Just like objects at rest stay at rest... I'll stay by your side until an external force moves me away."
(The girls giggle at how adorably nerdy he is.)

Second Law (F = ma):
During gym class, he explains: "The force of my love equals the mass of my heart times the acceleration of my feelings for you."
(One girl faints-whether from laughter or love, no one knows.)

Third Law (Action-Reaction):
He winks and says: "For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction... so if you fall for me, I have to fall for you too."
(Boom. Half the cheer squad melts.)

Soon, his corny physics pick-up lines spread like wildfire, and suddenly every girl in school wants to "study physics" with him. He unintentionally becomes the most popular guy, not because he's a jock, but because he turned science into romance.