A Tale of Two Shorties
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An Irken invader named Tak and a demon from the Boiling Isles named Kikimora meet each other and eventually fall in love with each other. But their enemies Zim, Dib, Drill Sergeant, Bill the Elder, and Emperor Belos don't want them to fall in love not because they're homophobic but because they want Tak and Kikimora to suffer from severe depression.
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