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In light of the 10 year anniversary of me writing this, I'm finally posting this masterpiece. I wrote this in 8th grade (2015) for a phanfic writing contest between my friends, and whoever won got the coveted extra copy of TABINOF. It's one of the funniest things I've maybe ever done. It's now here to bless the world. I changed literally nothing from the time I wrote this is a *very* innocent 14 year old. Wattpad however did get rid of my fun fonts I used ~very~  tastefully at the time of writing.
Enjoy :))

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