The Smell Of Success
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In the neon-soaked, completely naked city of Scrotondia, chaos reigns, and fart-scented air fresheners are big business. Violet Reeve is an alcoholic, and unapologetically chaotic-turns her own farts into a global sensation, pranks her tyrannical ex-boss, and leads a team of equally wild coworkers in outrageous experiments.
Set in the same universe as Glow City Drifter, (but in another city) this tale cranks up the absurdity with naked ambition, explosive gas, and unapologetic mischief.
Hilarious, absurd, and utterly unfiltered, this is the story of one woman, her farts, and a life lived without pants-and without limits
⚠️ Warning / Reader Advisory ⚠️
This book contains fart jokes, crude humor, unapologetic nudity (in a society where clothes don't exist), and one unforgettable moment where shit literally hits the fan.
If you're squeamish about toilet humor, bodily functions, or surreal absurdity, this might not be your vibe. But if you can handle naked chaos, explosive gas, and a story that doesn't take itself seriously for a single second-welcome aboard.
You've been warned. And yes, it really does smell like success.
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