5 capítulos Em andamento Millinggarde University was supposed to forge legends-heroes, sages, revolutionaries. Instead, it left Phal, a jaded dropout with too much education for a cashier gig at Grease Oracle, and Parona, a chain-smoking angel hybrid with the emotional warmth of a guillotine. Both were once destined for greatness; now they rent a rotting apartment where the walls shed paint faster than they pay rent.
When odd jobs begin trickling in-from cranky old ladies plagued by pig-riding trolls to midnight exorcisms that feel more like customer service calls-Phal and Parona stumble into a freelance monster-fighting hustle. They're good at it, but not too good, which is why the pay barely covers cold pizza and off-brand beer.
What begins as a string of bizarre gigs slowly unravels into something much bigger: a city simmering with corruption, magical gangs drawing crude graffiti as warnings, and enemies from the mythical realm who never really went away. Along the way, the duo insult their clients, bicker over split payments, and spiral into unexpectedly philosophical late-night debates about wasted potential, parental disappointment, and what it actually means to "make it" in a world that doesn't care if you're half-divine or just half-broke.
Equal parts absurd comedy and dark slice-of-life, this is the story of two misfits trying to carve out purpose in the wreckage of failed destinies-armed with sarcasm, cigarettes, and just enough power to keep the lights (barely) on.