One Crown, Two Idiots, and a Donkey Named Justice
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Last published Sat, Sep 27, 2025
When the pompous but hopelessly lucky "gentleman adventurer" Bartholomew Blunt accidentally rescues the royal heir, he's suddenly thrust into a quest to retrieve a stolen heirloom...because why not? He teams up with a sharp-tongued thief, a cowardly ex-knight, and a donkey with questionable motives. Together, they stumble through a kingdom of absurd laws, haunted towns, and singing pirates, trying to save the day... or at least not get themselves killed.
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