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'Never choose your job blindly.' Well, this was not entirely true, but college student Serana Dinkerson found it convincing. To pass her semester, she had no choice but to work at the science nerds' restaurant - Food Compound. What would happen when the stars across the galaxies collided?

Serana never thought of what she would be. Living at the moment, she found it quite fun to be wild and free. Besides, who would have planned everything that was ahead? At least that was what she thought of the world.

One assignment gave her dream lifestyle away. An internship, that was. Serana failed to find an internship for her class. Being the victim of the cockroach leg incident, she
 claimed her rightful repayment of an internship at Food Compound.

Once she tried to get to know the Woodman brothers, she realised that she was missing something all along. Serana and the geeky twins went through all to find new meanings in life.All Rights Reserved

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Diner Girl by ali_cher

''Please, don't flatter yourself. My tampons go deeper than your d*ck could ever!" *** When the young, carefree, and spoiled Scarlet Harper is forced to work at a Diner that belongs to her childhood crush and mortal enemy, things get...heated. No, literally, the idiot sat on a stovetop. Other than her burnt ass cheeks and fear of manual labor, she is challenged to deal with many other things for the first time. *** Content Warning: This story contains strong language, mature scenes, mental health issues, drug use, and alcohol consumption. *** Highest Rankings: 1st in #dinergirl, 1st in #brothersbestfriend, 3rd in #business, 3rd in #enemies, 5th in #humor, 5th in #newadult, 8th in #funny, 14th in #mature.

Midnight Convenience. by thepinksaint

⌈ LOOKISM!various × 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader⌉ ⤷ ❝ If I had a dollar for every stupid thing I've dealt with, I wouldn't be working this damn night shift.❞ ━━━ IN WHICH, a boy finds himself stuck working the graveyard shift in Seoul's most bizarre convenience store. He's tired, sarcastic, and couldn't care less about his customers-or so he thought. Between late-night visits from dangerous strangers and unexpected encounters, M/N's mundane life takes a turn for the chaotic. WARNINGS || ━━ includes explicit content, alcohol, mature themes, dark humor, and chaotic encounters. Proceed with caution. [Re-writing atm!!]

My Brother Says I'm Dangerous by The_Muffin_Dude

"Eva!" My Brother slams the car door shut, storming over to where we sit. I roll my eyes, not wanting to deal with him. "Go home Nick." I tell him, picking up another can of beer. "Get in the car!" He spits at me. "No!" I yell. "I'm fine. You can't tell me what to do!" "I swear Eva, you are out of control!" Nick finishes. "And something has to change." <><><><> Eva was always one to follow the rules, the poster child for good behavior. She lives with her brother, and never gave him any trouble. After a traumatic event, Eva spirals out of control. She falls in with the wrong crowd, and couldn't care less about her future. Eventually, her brother can't take it. So he decides to do something about it. Moving halfway across the country, to a town full of strangers, should do something, right? Eva doesn't think so. But maybe it's for the best. After all. Her brother says she's dangerous.

The Imposter by haferness3

Would you doubt your own sanity if you were suddenly blamed for certain events that you had no idea were happening? At first, Dayna thinks everyone is playing a horrible joke on her -- blaming her for doing things she wouldn't normally even think of doing. To add onto that, the new guy at school hates her guts for reasons she doesn't understand. But then, she realizes something just isn't adding up. She's blamed for things she's quite sure she didn't do and between taking detentions, to making out with other girls’ boyfriends and getting arrested, Dayna has had enough. She wants to know who is impersonating her and why. Fed up with the situation, she confides in her robotic scientist parents who shamefully admit that they had created a perfect clone of her…that somehow managed to escape. Amid the huge mess her life has become, she meets Kyle, who is an agent assigned to her to keep her safe from her so-called clone. He is also the new boy at school that has an unadulterated hatred for her. Kyle is more man than boy, who has a cynical outlook at life, and a very black and white way of looking at things. As the school term ends and she graduates, Dayna finds herself having a very interesting summer filled with planning, strategizing, and an unknown attraction towards Kyle. In the end hard decisions will have to be made. But who will win? Dayna or Dayna?

The Perv and The Nerd by Kurisu-chan_15

What if you wished for your boring life to become interesting? What if it happens, but you soon regret having wishing for it? Life isn't always what we expect it to be. Expect the unexpected and learn to take things as they are. If so, all your problems will be solved and cleared out. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ In this story, we get to learn about a girl who has made a wish on a shooting star to make her life exciting. Even though she is a loner, a book-lover, a science geek, or as we simply would imply -- a Nerd... What will become of our nerd heroine as she unexpectedly becomes close with a devious, good-looking, playboy who is commonly know as -- a Pervert? Find out more to this story and read on! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Also, the cover art is OWNED by me and it's respective creator. It was made for me by one of my readers, and I ended up sticking with the cover cause it was so nice~! ^_^ Cover Art By: NixFantasia #23 in Romance since 11-30-2015 #134 in Romance since 6-5-2017

The Drama Chain: FRESHMEAT by Adrielle_Star

*THIS IS THE HIGH SCHOOL EDITION OF "IT GETS REAL"! IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THAT ONE THEN A FEW THINGS MIGHT BE CONFUSING!* ...................... I'm back!!! But this time in high school and I am at the bottom of the food chain, sadly. Things are going to get pretty interesting now that I am in high school, especially since the squad is split up and it's only Moss and I taking on this terrible food chain. It's definitely going to get real with crazier drama, interesting fights, and heartbreaking relationships. Fellow readers, I welcome you to The Drama Chain. Cover credit to @strxnded_ Highest Ranking: #1 in Freshmeat

Our Chemistry || ✔️ by TheRealLorraineMoore

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Chemically Irreversible by youknowwho_____

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Diner Girl cover

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Diner Girl

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