The Literal Knight

When Acting Grand Master Jean Gunnhildr wakes up with a mysterious infinity symbol in her eye, she thinks it's just another strange Mondstadt morning. She's wrong.

Now, every word she speaks-every command, every wish, every off-hand comment-is made terrifyingly, chaotically literal. Wish for a face wash? You get a water balloon to the face. Make a sarcastic comment about flying pigs? Well, now there's a very confused pig hovering outside the library window.

With the help of her sister Barbara, the mischievous Librarian Lisa, and the rest of Mondstadt's most eccentric geniuses, Jean must navigate a minefield of her own making. But how do you save a city when you can't even speak without accidentally summoning a pile of... well, you know?

A comedic Genshin Impact fanfiction featuring a deeply traumatized Jean, a far-too-pleased Lisa, and a city hanging by a thread of literal speech.

Author: hello people what's uuuuuup! its been a while, i know i have been silent for like literal YEARS, but now im here and would like to continue writing here in wattpad.