Harry Potter and the Health & Safety Hazards

Years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry Potter takes on an unexpected new role as a safety inspector for the Ministry of Magic, and his first assignment is none other than Hogwarts itself. Armed with a clipboard and a weary sense of duty, Harry must evaluate the castle's moving staircases, the Forbidden Forest's questionable proximity, hazardous potions labs, and the ever-chaotic Quidditch pitch. Between mischievous poltergeists and centuries of "creative" magical architecture, Harry quickly realizes that keeping Hogwarts safe might be an even greater challenge than defeating the Dark Lord.