No Light, But Hang In There
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When a suspiciously straight, fast-moving meteorite heads for Earth, a group of underfunded scientists hatches a ridiculously absurd plan: just turn off the power and internet, and pretend the planet is empty. Think it won't work? A witty, satirical sci-fi story about cosmic disasters, clueless humans, and mysterious lifeforms.
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