Step On Me, Your Majesty: Fifth Prince's Chronicles

Queen Kaelani Amara Adebayo is the last surviving disaster of a once-mighty royal bloodline. Her country is in flames, her people are in revolt, and assassins keep lining up like pigeons outside a bakery. So where is Her Majesty in this time of urgent crisis?

Because here's the deal: Nubarra might be tearing itself apart, but it's still rich as hell. The allied kingdom of Aschenmark knows that if Kaelani so much as exhales, their economy takes a breath with her. If she farts, they waft it like divine incense. If she demands wine at dawn, they bring her three vintages, a meat tray, and a lute player to serenade her.

What does Kaelani do with this sacred status? Whatever the hell she wants. Eating, sleeping, drinking, fucking-it doesn't matter who, it doesn't matter what. Young, old, short, tall, broad, twiggy, man, woman, somewhere in between-Kaelani has no type except "alive and available."

Enter Nicolae Wilhelm Drachenberg, the king's unhinged fifth son and returning war hero, also known as the Mad Dog of the battlefield. He has two hobbies: starting bar fights and wanting Kaelani to step on his balls. He's been in love with her since childhood, but now that she's grown into a foul-mouthed, sex-driven chaos queen, he's utterly feral for her. And since he's a masochist's masochist, her insults only make him harder.

When Nicolae discovers this rot at the heart of the palace, his already questionable mental stability snaps. Betrayal, blood, and political intrigue pile up as he decides the only logical course of action is to take down his own family empire for her sake. If he succeeds, maybe Kaelani will finally give him the one thing he truly desires: not her love, not her loyalty-just her jeweled heel crushing him into the marble floor.