Cookie Run Theories/Rants/Headcanons
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- Chapitres 1
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Dernière publication ven., sept. 26, 2025
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~F𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 {𝐂𝐑𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒}~
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐱 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞 - 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤 𝐱 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 - 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐱 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐲 - 𝐃𝐚𝐫 𝐤 𝐂𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐨 𝐱 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 - 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐱 𝐏𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 - 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐨 𝐱 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐲 - 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐂𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐨 𝐱 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞 - 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 - 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫]
༻ THE BEASTS HAVE LOST THEIR POWERS / SHADOWVANILLA FANFIC / ༺ ❦
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