The Astronomy of Us

The Astronomy of Us

Hogwarts, 1970s. A castle steeped in shadows, secrets, and stars.

Regulus Black has always known his place: the quiet heir, the perfect son, the boy who wears his family's darkness like a second skin. He has everything mapped out-dutiful studies, whispered expectations, and a future written in blood. What he doesn't have is freedom.

Then Jonathan Loughran-Johnny to everyone else-crashes headfirst into the wizarding world. Loud, golden, a whirlwind of laughter and mistakes, Johnny thinks Hogwarts is nothing more than an elaborate festival. He thinks Regulus is a vampire. He's wrong about almost everything-except the way Regulus makes him feel.

As Johnny stumbles through moving staircases, misfired spells, and prank wars gone nuclear, he begins to unravel the walls around the coldest Black. And as Regulus, against all reason, lets himself be pulled into Johnny's orbit, he discovers there might be more to his life than duty and shadows.

But Sirius Black, determined to protect his younger brother from repeating their parents' mistakes, will stop at nothing to keep them apart-even if it means tearing Regulus's happiness from his hands.

Between secret sunrises, chaotic midnight parties, and a romance that feels written in the stars, Regulus must decide: will he follow the path carved by his family, or risk everything for the boy who makes him believe in something brighter?

A story of chaos, constellations, and love at first mistake.

✨ "He thought he was falling for a vampire. Turns out he just crashed into a Black." ✨

A Marauders-era Hogwarts x Hotel Transylvania parody - where chaos, comedy, and star-crossed love collide.