Jim and Brian
RandomManIsGay
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RandomManIsGay
Complete, First published May 19, 2015
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Jim: Hey Brian, a wonderful day today, is it not?

Brian: Why yes it is my good sir.

Jim: What the tree did you say to me!?

Brian: What? I do not understand. 

Jim: YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS TREE! YOU FUCK TICKLE SHIT!

Brian: I do not appreciate your language.

Jim: TREE! I do not appreciate your language TREE

Brian: I do not wish to address you as a fucken TREE! Stupid tricycle.

Jim: How dare you call me a tricycle! BETCH

Brian: FUUUUUUUUU

Jim: FUUUUUUUUU

Brian: Don't make me dinosaur the FUCK outa yo anus.

Jim: That's gay Brian, gaaaaaay!

Brian: I am gay

Jim: So am I!!!

Brian: I love you!!

Jim: I love you too!!!

Brian: LET'S MARRY!!!

Jim: Fuck that shit, I'm a free tree.

Brian: Good for you.

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