Story cover for Another Day in Hollywood: The Man, The Mask and The Mess by Bart_Kushevsky
Another Day in Hollywood: The Man, The Mask and The Mess
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  • Reads 164
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  • Parts 11
  • Time 1h 9m
Ongoing, First published Sep 27
11 new parts
"He came to fix a faucet. Now Hollywood's biggest stars are fighting to kneel at his feet - and still he's just wondering where his burrito went."

Hollywood is a circus. Bart Kushevsky is just the handyman who tripped into the spotlight.
When a 23-year-old Polish immigrant stumbles across a mysterious jade mask hidden in Quentin Tarantino's basement, he accidentally awakens ERONIS - a seductive, manipulative entity that thrives on fame, chaos, and desire. Now every A-list star wants a piece of him, factions of Hollywood's most powerful icons are ready to kneel or kill, and the paparazzi won't stop flashing.

Bart isn't a hero. He isn't a villain. He just wanted to fix a faucet. But with the Temptmask whispering in his head, Scarlett Johansson playing shadow-queen, Emma Stone roaring for dominance, Sydney Sweeney luring him into devotion, and Robert Downey Jr. declaring him a "walking nuclear weapon"... Hollywood's about to burn.

✨ Fame vs Identity. Desire vs Control. Comedy vs Chaos. ✨
This isn't just another Hollywood story. This is the TinselTown Universe - where the tabloids are weapons, TikTok is the battlefield, and one ordinary handyman might become Hollywood's most dangerous obsession.
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