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A Bundle Of Poems (Horoscope roast)

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comedy horoscope poem poetry

The stars have Jokes, and I'm here to spill them.

This isn't your grandmothers astrology guide. It's a sharp-tongued, poetic roast of the zodiac. Each sign gets the spotlight in lyrical form, their quirks,loves,and pet peeves laid bare with equal parts truth and sass. From Aries' five-minute temper to Pisces' Music-Video daydreams, Every page is a cosmic mirror that hopefully makes you laugh,cringe,and say "ouch...but also, accurate."All Rights Reserved

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━━━ 💌🪽 ་༘⋆˚⟡ ❛ 𝗂 𝒃𝒆𝒕 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝒖𝒑 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗏𝗂𝗉 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝒎𝒆. ❜ ♱ ────────────── ♱ ✧₊˚⋆ ❪ 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑐 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑝 ❫ ⋆˚₊ ✧ ❪ 𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 ⸝⸝ 𝖻𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗒 𝗅𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗏𝗂𝖾 ❫ © 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒃𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝜗𝜚 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟧 🐇

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