Service Station Healer

'Mate, you look like if Elsa had a mid-life crisis, got divorced and a little to tipsy at the local pub.' Australia muttered, leaning down to pick up his still bloody mop.

Russia scoffed. 'I do not! Its my vigilante costume!'

Australia hummed. 'You look like a drunk smurf.'

'пошел на хуй.' Russia sighed, rubbing a hand to his temple.

¬

In the city of Dakorra, villains and heroes run wild. The DHC (Dakorra Hero Commission) is on a constant hunt for countries with healing abilities. Australia, unfortunately, is one of those healers. Hiding from the makeshift government working at a service station, Australia suddenly finds villains and some vigilantes appearing at his work doorstep.

What the fuck?

(With story based memes every chapter because yes)
(Or: Countryhumans superhero au akin to TCFSV AU because CH is holding me hostage.)
(Welcome to the Russia/Australia friendship agenda motherfucker)

Somehow:

1 in vigilantes
1 in getgood
1 in countryhumansusa
2 in countryhumansrussia
1 in countryhumansgermany
1 in countryhumansaustralia
1 in countryhumansuk
1 in countryhumansfrance
1 in countryhumansun
1 in idek
1 in thisiswhywecanthavenicethings
1 in countryhumansussr
1 in countryhumanscanada
1 in francexuk
1 in countryhumanspoland
1 in countryhumansukraine
4 in supervillains
1 in civilians

(How or why I don't know, dad come pick me up I'm scared)

Started: September 29th, 2025.
Finished: April 24th, 2026.

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