MERC IN A CARTOON WORLD
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When Deadpool stumbles through the wrong rift, he doesn't land in another Marvel crossover-he crash-lands in a cartoon adventure land where smiling characters teach "life lessons"... and one very excitable monkey just happens to be swinging a sword.
Now the Merc with a Mouth must survive sing-along songs, rule-breaking consequences, and an audience that keeps betraying him at every turn. It's part Saturday morning cartoon, part Marvel meltdown, and 100% chaotic parody.
Will Deadpool learn the meaning of forgiveness? Or will he lose his mind (and fingers) before he finds the way out?
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