Nope, I'd Rather Not
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Last published Mon, Dec 15, 2025
I've always had a boring life other than the usual trauma authors give to their characters such as my mother died giving birth to me and my drunken father beating me throughout my childhood.
Yeah all that good stuff you read in books. Anyway my name is rather simple Natalia Roseberr (because my author is lazy Is with names) I live in a cottage right smack in the middle of the woods. I love my home for the following three reasons;
one, because I'm far from my horrendous father of mine;
two because I have a strong dislike of people and crowds;
three because why not? I can be as crazy and free as I want and it'll stay that way....i hope.
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This is my first book I've published so please have patience with me 😅😌
And yes... her name is close to mine... I'm lazy.
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