Passive Aggressive Intimidation, what could go wrong? (MCFNAFVERSE AU ONESHOT)

So, this is an AU that I've made that I've also been improving and working on its story for the past few months now. And if you're a part of the official TheFamousFilms discord server, then you've seen me make art and talk about it a lot. But for those who aren't, this is basically called the Runaway AU. And it is exactly how it sounds. The story breaks off from season 2, right after Bryan's breakdown, instead of going to Twisted Bonnie for help to confront Glitchtrap, Bryan steals the Portal Timer himself and fakes his death, then uses it to help himself fly under the radar. He gets a job at Wonderheart Cafe, perfect for him, considering the owner hates Fazbear. It totally won't blow up in his face later down the line when he meets a certain grinning cat. This oneshot takes place after the daycare party, because while that event is slightly different from canon, it still happened.
So, I hope you all enjoy, if you'd like to create something based on this, please tag me or credit me. This will also be on Ao3 if anyone prefers to read it there. Happy reading.