A Deadly Getaway: A Slasher Romance

Let me be the first to personally welcome you to The Waylan Resort! We've only been open for a short while and we've already had the pleasure of serving some of the world's most affluent and powerful figures in our two penthouse suites. If you are someone who becomes a beast when no one is looking, we here at The Waylan see you. We research what you like to do in the dark, entice you with our luxurious five-star accommodations and finally, when your guard has truly lapsed, we shed your blood. Our head chef and her team specialize in the finest gourmet room service meals that will have you foaming at the mouth mere seconds before the bleeding and convulsions start. Our spa department has the finest professionals that will personally visit you to enhance your body's flexibility in a deadly fashion. As for myself, I visit you at 1am with a selection of daggers handcrafted by Yours Truly. The severity of your slashing will depend on my weapon of choice. But trust that not one of my victims-Oh, forgive me, I mean guests-ever look the same once I'm finished. We make sure that everyone who stays in one of our penthouses gets a literal breathtaking experience. Book us now for your next getaway stay. Where once you're here, we won't let you get away... with your sins.
Also, don't forget to visit our neighbors hosting the annual Autumn Carnival. We'll be sure to let them know that you're coming. All the fun is to die for!