Just say yes - KYMAN
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Last published Fri, Oct 17, 2025
Kyle and Cartman have been dating for a long time now. Things were never too hard between them, there was just this way that their argumentative demeanor carried them along in a way that worked too well for words. However, Cartman is planning on proposing to Kyle this year for their anniversary. He has an awful plan and everything. But will Kyle say yes, or will Cartman totally embarrass himself in front of everyone.
(They're adults, supposed to be about 25 or so? Cute 'lil marriage proposal story :3)
I'm also posting this on Ao3 under the same user, check it out if ya want <3
Will contain:
-Idiots in love
-Mentions/hints at NSFW (none written out, tho)
-Gay people
-Usual South Park shenanigans
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