The Great Skeleton Scam
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Ever wonder what happens when you start replacing your bones with ancient, cursed remains? No? Well, Everstout Osteomantic Enhancements did...and they turned it into a business model. Here's a new Echoes of Elswhere story featuring skeleton riots, deeply inconvenient 'hauntings', and a salesman who just wants to survive the workday.
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