Roommate Chaos Theory
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Victor Sterling is the heir to a pharmaceutical empire, a student council president who runs his life with the precision of a military operation. His only escape from his father's crushing expectations is his chaotic apartment shared with two unlikely roommates: Chase Carter, a "playboy" whose charm is a fragile mask for his deep-seated insecurities, and Danny "Dot" Murphy, a spaced-out genius who communicates in "vibes" and fixes Wi-Fi by microwaving the router.
Together, this trio navigates the absurdities of elite academia, where a simple canceled school day can spiral into a international incident with Latvian gamers, and a forgotten textbook can trigger a rooftop lockdown doomed by malfunctioning romance drones. Vic's carefully ordered world is perpetually at war with Dot's benevolent chaos and Chase's desperate attempts to stay cool, all while Vic nurses a forbidden crush on his academic rival, Ellie Bluehart-whose family is locked in a bitter corporate feud with his own.
As they face pop quiz massacres, the birth of bizarre school cults, and inspections from Vic's intimidating father, the three roommates learn that friendship isn't about avoiding chaos, but learning to sail it. But with Dot's past still a mystery, their fathers' rivalry deepening, and a microwave that's always humming with the next disastrous idea, the only thing they can truly count on is that the chaos has only just begun.
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