The Adventures of Wallop
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IN A WORLD WHERE DARKNESS LOOMS OVER ONE HIGH SCHOOL, ONE UNLIKELY HERO WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX
HE CAN'T FLY
HE CAN'T TALK
HE CAN BARELY HOLD A SWORD
BUT WHEN FRIENDSHIP IS THE ONLY MAGIC STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL, WILL THIS BIRD HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SAVE THE DAY AND WIN THE GIRL?
THIS SUMMER, EXPERIENCE THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME - THE ADVENTURES OF
HE WILL LEARN... TO LIVE
HE WILL LEARN... TO LAUGH
AND MAYBE HE WILL LEARN... TO FLY!!!
*80's synthwave starts playing as a bird wearing aviators rolls up in a Mitsubishi*
"Totally," he says before driving off into the neon sunset.
STARRING:
"Go ahead, make my day"
Clint Eastwood as WALLOP
"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*****!"
Bruce Willis as RUFFUS
"I'll be back"
Arnold Schwarzenegger as ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
"I'm Batman!"
and introducing Gregg Smith as WHITE GUY #3
THE ADVENTURES OF WALLOP: ORIGINS OF A FREEBIRD
IN SELECT THEATERS FALL 2035
coming soon...
IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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