L'AMOUR DE MA VIE! (Creepypasta various! X Fem! Reader!)

"Could you quit fucking sneezing!?"

"Oh! I'm sorry, last time I checked, you're the one With their face, IN MY FUCKING TITS! Suck it the fuck up buttercup."

"QUIT FUCKIN YELLING!"

Y/n's almost done with college - just a few exams stand between her and her shiny new title as a future Crime Scene Investigator. She's worked her ass off for this. Years of study, sleepless nights, and true crime binges with her mom have trained her to see what others miss - including the rare occasions when the detective is actually the killer.

She's smart, strong, and tougher than she looks.
(Though she still kinda regrets quitting wrestling back in high school-stupid creepy coach ruined it for her.)

But maybe the real reason she chose this career wasn't to solve murders... it was to see how well she could get away with her own.

This is a crack/serious fix, prob gon be 50/50 or 75/25 idk yet. Uhhh non of that cringey shit.
The random singing, waffle loving childish Toby. Cheesecake addicted Masky and Hoodie. Etc.

(The reader may be a bit oc-fyed, but I'm still gon make her to whereas yall can still see her as your oc, self, random person, left toe, etc. I'm not serious whatsoever so take that however you want.)