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How to: Be a bitch

xstripperlouisx

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Reads 5,439
Votes 178
Parts 9
Time <5 mins

xstripperlouisx

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Just plain bitchy comments and comebacks to use against guys/girls that need to be put in their place 
Or if your getting bullied these are something's you can say to your bully 
✖️I don't own some of these insults✖️
✖️Maybe one or two are mine✖️All Rights Reserved

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