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Pumpkin, Please?

insane_over_books

Reads 529
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Parts 25
Time 40m

Reads 529
Votes 99
Parts 25
Time 40m

insane_over_books

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In which a wrong number leads to the right kind of chaos...

When a guy accidentally texts a random number in a desperate bid to reach his friend, the last thing he expects is for the stranger on the other end to be so persistent, so sarcastic, and so completely irritating. 

Enter the girl who's having way too much fun with his frustration, sending him a mix of ridiculous texts and unsolicited nicknames.

What starts as a mix-up quickly turns into an ongoing battle of wit, insults, and way too many "pumpkins" thrown in for good measure. Despite all the sarcasm, the messages start to mean more than either of them could have expected, and soon he's wondering if maybe he's found more than just a wrong number.

One wrong text. Endless sarcasm. And a connection neither of them could ever have predicted.

Highest Ranking:
#1 in Dialogue- 2nd Oct 2025
#1 in Dialogue Story- Oct 17th 2025
#1 in Phone Call- Jan 11th 2026
#9 in Phone- Jan 14th 2026All Rights Reserved

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