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demonslayer itried kny mitsuri obanai

ELLO THERE (Shrek reference - please get it)
 Okay so before you read - I'm in eighth grade so there will be mistakes. I'm doing my best but Wattpad and my phone both hate me. (I am so close to setting them on fire AAAUGHHHH)

 Content warning: This story may mention eating disorders and self-harm. Reader discretion advised This is a KNY modern high school AU focusing on Mitsuri Kanroji and her insecurities.

 If I mess something up or get something wrong, PLEASE tell me (nicely - I am fragile and cry over tiny things).
 I've got a lot of random headcanons and if you don't agree, that's fine!! Just don't be mean - I'm small and will cry ( /j ).

 I love feedback, tips, and when people actually tell me what I did wrong instead of ghosting me - so message me here if you wanna talk or if something's concerning.

 Okay that's it!! Welcome to my brain rot.All Rights Reserved

demonslayer itried kny mitsuri obanai

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