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Sarcastically Yours

Sarcasticallyyoursss

Leituras 10
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Capítulos 3
Tempo 11m

Leituras 10
Votos 0
Capítulos 3
Tempo 11m

Sarcasticallyyoursss

Zyrille Drumptuins and Arron Valler never planned to fall in love - especially not through sarcastic arguments, coffee-fueled mornings, and late-night bickering about who left the lights on.

What started as teasing banter turned into something neither of them expected - comfort. Between Zyrille's fiery attitude and Arron's calm, smug charm, their married life is a mix of laughter, chaos, and passion.

Together with their mischievous cat, Castic, they navigate the ups and downs of love - from petty fights over laundry to soft, sleepy cuddles after a long day. Because in the end, sarcasm isn't just their love language... it's their way of saying I care about you more than you think.

Sarcastically Yours is a romantic comedy filled with wit, warmth, and the kind of love that makes you laugh even when you're mad - proof that sometimes, the best relationships start with a good argument and end with forever.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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